Run with The Big Dogs

There I was a few years byke with the ‘ship on the line. As gallons of amber sloshed around and all eyez locked on your boi, my team needed me to seal the DUB and bring home the hardware. Big Dogs Gotta Eat. Fantasy football is BDGE. You need to hoist your dynasty/season trophy and rake in dough and respect from your league mates, we got you. From rookie guides to a membership with direct access to grill the GOATS, we will take you to the promised land. BDGE, though, is a lifestyle. A Big Dog demands the most out of life… and enjoys every damn step. So whatever your DUB is, get off the porch and come run with the Big Dogs.

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Nick

From a NJ bedroom in his wonderful mother’s house, Nicholas started this little thing of ours [Queue your best Rick Ross Voice] BDGE – Big Dogs Gotta Eat: Planet Earth’s First Fantasy Football Lifestyle Brand. A lot of people like to slap an overpriced logo on a shirt and call it a lifestyle brand – Yawn. BDGE exists to show you that there’s no right or wrong way to succeed in today’s world. By being 1,000% yourself to a damn fault while working your ass off to fulfill your passions…

That’s how you know you’re a Big Dog. Follow it to the edge of the cliff? BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT!

When Nick isn’t busy firing people that he doesn’t even pay to do all of his dirty work, he’s hitting record on a Sony cam and spitting the most debatable and entertaining fantasy football analysis, marketing, business, and branding content to ever grace Al Gore’s internet. He wrote about 44% of the rookie profiles in this thing as well as mastered the entire season-long draft guide. You’re welcome for the 200+ grammatical errors in it. He can’t wait to disappoint you.

3-2-1 with the spotlight on – the GOAT, I just hit record and float.

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Nick

From a NJ bedroom in his wonderful mother’s house, Nicholas started this little thing of ours [Queue your best Rick Ross Voice] BDGE – Big Dogs Gotta Eat: Planet Earth’s First Fantasy Football Lifestyle Brand. A lot of people like to slap an overpriced logo on a shirt and call it a lifestyle brand – Yawn. BDGE exists to show you that there’s no right or wrong way to succeed in today’s world. By being 1,000% yourself to a damn fault while working your ass off to fulfill your passions…

That’s how you know you’re a Big Dog. Follow it to the edge of the cliff? BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT!

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When Nick isn’t busy firing people that he doesn’t even pay to do all of his dirty work, he’s hitting record on a Sony cam and spitting the most debatable and entertaining fantasy football analysis, marketing, business, and branding content to ever grace Al Gore’s internet. He wrote about 44% of the rookie profiles in this thing as well as mastered the entire season-long draft guide. You’re welcome for the 200+ grammatical errors in it. He can’t wait to disappoint you.

3-2-1 with the spotlight on – the GOAT, I just hit record and float.

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Mike

The CFO of Big Dogs Nation. However, unlike traditional corporations, the F stands for fraud. When he isn’t busy living his life as a degenerate betting it all in the city of sin, he’s out on the Twitter streets exposing folks for the frauds that they are. Make no mistake, this does not mean Mike himself is free of fraudulent activity. In fact, his self-appointed ProScout twitter handle ensures that he is, but you know what they say, it takes a fraud to know one.

Mike dominates his league-mates by an analytics-driven approach leveraging economics and game theory.

This method is grossly underutilized in fantasy leagues today, and it’s one he’s been leaning on to win title after title ever since he started dynasty. Get ready BDGE faithful to launch your fantasy football gameplay through the stratosphere as The CFO reveals his successful system through the Wolfpack Patreon and the BDGE Draft Guide.You can find him trolling the old bird app (@MikeMeUpP) or getting fired by the Godfather himself.

In fact, he was probably fired before you finished reading this.

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Mike

The CFO of Big Dogs Nation. However, unlike traditional corporations, the F stands for fraud. When he isn’t busy living his life as a degenerate betting it all in the city of sin, he’s out on the Twitter streets exposing folks for the frauds that they are. Make no mistake, this does not mean Mike himself is free of fraudulent activity. In fact, his self-appointed ProScout twitter handle ensures that he is, but you know what they say, it takes a fraud to know one.

Mike dominates his league-mates by an analytics-driven approach leveraging economics and game theory.

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This method is grossly underutilized in fantasy leagues today, and it’s one he’s been leaning on to win title after title ever since he started dynasty. Get ready BDGE faithful to launch your fantasy football gameplay through the stratosphere as The CFO reveals his successful system through the Wolfpack Patreon and the BDGE Draft Guide.You can find him trolling the old bird app (@MikeMeUpP) or getting fired by the Godfather himself.

In fact, he was probably fired before you finished reading this.

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Noah

Noah, also known as “FbGawd”, is many things: a son, a friend, and a father to every and all dynasty league mates, namely Scott. If there’s one thing he’s not, though, it’s a successful “analyst”. His hit rate rivals that of Tyler Lockett and Andy Stitzer, continuously touting perennial 600-yard receivers while fading offensive players of the year. This will probably have you arrive at the question: Why do people watch, and how the fuck does Nick rationalize keeping him around?!?

Believe you me, the latter question is still a mystery, but the former…it’s quite simple (shoutout Animal).

There’s a reason for traffic: No matter how horrific the wreck, you have to turn your head and watch the misery – that’s watching Noah. Will he have a rat’s nest on his head? Perhaps, he’s going to spend 12 minutes telling you to fade Jonathan Taylor simply because of his BMI – despite JT’s toting the rock for 1,600 yards and enough scores to put prime Wilt to shame. Something egregious WILL be put on display with zero remorse, and the audience has to see what finally ends the misery. If writing and performing a Biggie cover about the whitest quarterback of all time didn’t get him canceled, then he must be immortal.

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Noah

Noah, also known as “FbGawd”, is many things: a son, a friend, and a father to every and all dynasty league mates, namely Scott. If there’s one thing he’s not, though, it’s a successful “analyst”. His hit rate rivals that of Tyler Lockett and Andy Stitzer, continuously touting perennial 600-yard receivers while fading offensive players of the year. This will probably have you arrive at the question: Why do people watch, and how the fuck does Nick rationalize keeping him around?!?

Believe you me, the latter question is still a mystery, but the former…it’s quite simple (shoutout Animal).

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There’s a reason for traffic: No matter how horrific the wreck, you have to turn your head and watch the misery – that’s watching Noah. Will he have a rat’s nest on his head? Perhaps, he’s going to spend 12 minutes telling you to fade Jonathan Taylor simply because of his BMI – despite JT’s toting the rock for 1,600 yards and enough scores to put prime Wilt to shame. Something egregious WILL be put on display with zero remorse, and the audience has to see what finally ends the misery. If writing and performing a Biggie cover about the whitest quarterback of all time didn’t get him canceled, then he must be immortal.